"It's a trademark of ours, make it look really crappy to begin with, lower everyone's expectations in the first few minutes, people think; 'OH GOD, what have I gotten myself into?" Trey Parker giving a cheeky bit of insight.
Yeah, that's Ed Sheeran with our A-Team. No biggie.
🔔 TICKET NEWS 🔔 Did you Elders and Sisters know that you can now buy tickets up to February 7th 2015? Well, now you do. Cool beans.
This is a cool as it creepy. #ElderNoFacialFeatures
We are educators yo. Never doubt it.
This makes your no-no parts get tingly doesn't it? You can be honest with us, we won't tell anyone. ("HEY EVERYONE...GUESS WHAT?)
"I'm Elder Thomas! But the Elders here all call me Elder Pop Tarts because I love 'em so much."
😂 *sniggers* 😂
Price: How many have you baptised so far? McKinley: Uhhh...zero. Cunningham: That's practically nothing. We ❤ Cunningham.
The Prince of Wales, giving you its bes #BlueSteel. (the handsome bugger)
da freakin' weeken'.
When turning it off, turns it on = #SpookyMormonHellDream.
📣 *clears throat* 📣 Dear #BOMlotteryUK Dudes & Dudettes. The winners have been contacted so please check your SPAM'n'JUNK...just in case. Ta x
#TBT: When London decided to name a street after one of our Elders. Thanks Boris. (This may not be 100% accurate information)
#WaysBOMChangesYourLife #56: Never being able to look at a jar of Nutella without laughing ever again. Sorry nutty-chocolate spread lovers.
#TBT: That time when Bellatrix Lestrange popped backstage after catching a show. It was super exciting.
"I BELIEVE, That the current President of the Church, Thomas Monson, speaks directly to God." 😂 #IBelieve 😂
⌛ #BOMlotteryUK is CLOSED ⌛ It's time-ta close dem doors for another week. Did you enter? Cool bro; you'll find out if you won by Friday @ 10:00am.
"I am Jesus. I've just been crucified on the other side of the world, you guys." said Jesus in The Book of Mormon - West End.
You're Africa too...right buddy?
😱 EGG ON FACE 😱 We're VERY SORRY that the #BOMlotteryUK currently isn't working. Spooky Mormon Hell Dreams for all us tonight. Back up'n'working ASAP. Soz. (Jesus just called us a dick too)